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"Joan of Arcadia" Drive, He Said (TV Episode 2003) Poster

(TV Series)

(2003)

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Joan: I have to wash my hair!

Plumber/God: Well I'm God, my needs come first.

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Friedman: Why are you talking so fast?

Luke: [caffeine buzzed] Why are you listening so fast?

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[Rebecca Askew, a reporter at the newspaper where Kevin works, has written an unfavourable article about Will]

Rebecca Askew: How was breakfast this morning?

Kevin: Tasty.

Rebecca Askew: I meant with your father.

Kevin: Testy.

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Luke: [to Friedman; caffeine buzzed] And you should hear what I'm not telling you, OK, so shut up!

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Joan: When... when do you plan on having sex?

Luke: Oh, at my first opportunity.

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Joan: What are you? Some kind of Peeping Tom?

Luke: It's not my fault I have a... naturally quiet tread.

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Kevin: And then I woke up in the hospital, I saw Dad's face, and I wondered..."Why does Mom think this man is so good-looking?"

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Joan: I'm not... pregnant.

Luke: Then why was there a pregnancy kit in the bathroom? Because *I'm* not pregnant and I'm pretty sure Kevin's not pregnant, which leaves...

Joan: Mom.

Luke: Okay, I'm an expert on probability, and given factors such as Mom's and Dad's ages, birth control, and the average frequency of sex after twenty-three...

Joan: [covering ears] Ewwwww!

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