- Killer Rabbit: I got a bullet in here for each one of yous.
- Florence Johnston: If you run one short, somebody else can have mine.
- Tom Willis: [to Bentley] Hey, are you going to pull a rabbit out of your hat?
- George Jefferson: That's nothing, Weezy can pull rabbits out of that telescope.
- Killer Rabbit: I'm very lucky.
- Louise Jefferson: Really? Well maybe you should hurry downstairs and enter the contest, that's a great costume.
- Killer Rabbit: Hey lady, do I look stupid?
- Louise Jefferson: Nobody believes what I saw, they think I'm crazy.
- Killer Rabbit: Oh really? Crazy?
- Louise Jefferson: Yes, as a loon!
- [strums her lips]
- Louise Jefferson: Boobooobooboo.
- Killer Rabbit: Oh well that makes all the difference, I'm not going to hit you with this. I'm going throw you off the balcony!
- Louise Jefferson: What?
- Killer Rabbit: I can see the headlines now: Crazed Wife Takes Suicide Plunge.
- Louise Jefferson: You can't throw me off the balcony!
- Killer Rabbit: What am I supposed to do, throw you off the coffee table?
- Louise Jefferson: You better get out, I'm not alone!
- Killer Rabbit: I know that everyone else just went to the costume party.
- Louise Jefferson: That's right but we... we have a dog. One word from me and he'll tear you to pieces. Sic him, Fang!
- [Killer Rabbit looks around]
- Louise Jefferson: Kill Fang!
- Killer Rabbit: What happened to Fang?
- Louise Jefferson: Well, he's old, he doesn't hear so well...