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Jade: Going somewhere?

Jackie: Canada. The Mountain Demon Chi is in Quebec.

Jade: Cool. I can practice my French. Croissant. Creme brulée. Baguette.

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Jackie: Maybe that thing *is* broken.

[Jackie grabs the Chi-o-matic]

Jackie: Maybe it's this new containment jar.

Uncle: Since when are you the big expert? New containment jar is not the problem. Uncle made so device can hold *more* than one demon chi at once. Does not affect the way detector works.

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Jackie: Drago!

Drago: I'd say it's nice to see you, Chan. But why start the day with a big fat lie?

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Jade: Eating right is cool, you dig? If you don't, your butt's too big.

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Drago: I can't believe were back in this lame junk yard!

[Breaths fire into the sky]

Drago: Space Needle lair, gone. The Thunder Demon Chi, gone! And any faith that I ever had that you three were strong enough to defeat Jackie Chan, GONE!

Strikemaster Ice: Yo, dude. Step off the blame game. Wasn't our fault.

Drago: Then whose fault was it?

MC Cobra: Yours?

Drago: [Drago grabs MC Cobra by the throat] Wanna guess again?

MC Cobra: Nah. I'm cool.

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Jade: You've been cheating on your diet, haven't you? Haven't you? You know what that means.

Tohru: No! No please. Not push ups!

Jade: Drop and give me 20!

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Uncle: Now hurry and dig through the chopsticks. We are behind schedule because *you* fell asleep.

Jackie: So did you.

Uncle: Uncle merely resting his brain.

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Jackie: What kind of thief steals only food?

Uncle: Hungry thief.

[Uncle goes to the phone and picks up the reciever]

Uncle: Calling police. Put out A.P.B. for Uncle's cream cheese.

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Strikemaster Ice: Cool. Hit 'em on their own turf!

Drago: We're gonna take down the Chans. Take down Section 13. And then all the Demon Chi will *finally* be MINE! It's gonna be *my* turn to call the shots!

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Jade: Whoa! Looks like Tohru's done with the appetizers.

Jackie: And moving on to the main course.

Uncle: Uncle is afraid today's special is San Francisco.

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Strikemaster Ice: Whoa! Earthquake?

Jade: Tohru quake!

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Drago: You're gonna pay for that!

Uncle: Uncle doesn't have cash. How about I.O.U.?

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Jackie: Jade, stay here.

Jade: This time, I think I will.

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