Jade: Another train wreck, Jackie?
Jackie: [Regarding the mess in room] I was going to ask the same thing. Do baboons live here?
Uncle: [to Jackie] Run down the side of an exploding building, no problem. But step on a child's toy, break your leg.
Uncle: Sounds like Chinese proverb.
Jackie: Hey, Jade. I can take care of myself. Remember within every weakness lies strength.
Jackie: [after being attacked by Gnomekop] That toy should be taken off the market.
Jade: I tried to tell you, he's not just a toy anymore. He's alive! ALIVE!
Shendu: The Rat Talisman is the key to my freedom, Valmont. It will reanimate me to flesh and bone.
Ratso: You mean, you get back all your dragon power and stuff?
Valmont: No, Shendu will still require the other Talismans, and our continued assistance for that.
Shendu: Judging by experience, I will remain in this petrified form *forever*. And you will never lay your eyes on the lost treasure of Ching Shian!
Jackie: [Exiting the Section 13 Phone booth/entrance] That phone booth is not wheelchair accessible!
Jackie: [Facing Gnomekop] Stay back, Jade.
Jade: No, Jackie. You have a broken leg. And Gnomekop is *my* responsibility!
Jackie: [to the Dark Hand that surrounding him] Want to sign my cast?
Giant Gnomekop: Where is Turbo Troll?
Jade: [Jade points to Tohru] In his pants.
Giant Gnomekop: Must destroy Turbo Troll!
Jade: So while Jackie distracted Giant Gnomekop, I climbed up top, crawled inside his mouth and got the Talisman.
Uncle: You did very well, Jade.
Jade: Yeah, except for the part where I slipped and fell and landed on Jackie.
[Cut to Jackie with two broken legs]