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"Jackie Chan Adventures" Tough Break (TV Episode 2000) Poster

(TV Series)

(2000)

Quotes

Jade: Another train wreck, Jackie?

Jackie: [Regarding the mess in room] I was going to ask the same thing. Do baboons live here?

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Uncle: [to Jackie] Run down the side of an exploding building, no problem. But step on a child's toy, break your leg.

[Uncle laughs]

Uncle: Sounds like Chinese proverb.

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Jackie: Hey, Jade. I can take care of myself. Remember within every weakness lies strength.

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Jackie: [after being attacked by Gnomekop] That toy should be taken off the market.

Jade: I tried to tell you, he's not just a toy anymore. He's alive! ALIVE!

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Shendu: The Rat Talisman is the key to my freedom, Valmont. It will reanimate me to flesh and bone.

Ratso: You mean, you get back all your dragon power and stuff?

Valmont: No, Shendu will still require the other Talismans, and our continued assistance for that.

Shendu: Judging by experience, I will remain in this petrified form *forever*. And you will never lay your eyes on the lost treasure of Ching Shian!

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Jackie: [Exiting the Section 13 Phone booth/entrance] That phone booth is not wheelchair accessible!

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Jackie: [Facing Gnomekop] Stay back, Jade.

Jade: No, Jackie. You have a broken leg. And Gnomekop is *my* responsibility!

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Jackie: [to the Dark Hand that surrounding him] Want to sign my cast?

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Giant Gnomekop: Where is Turbo Troll?

Jade: [Jade points to Tohru] In his pants.

Giant Gnomekop: Must destroy Turbo Troll!

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Jade: So while Jackie distracted Giant Gnomekop, I climbed up top, crawled inside his mouth and got the Talisman.

Uncle: You did very well, Jade.

Jade: Yeah, except for the part where I slipped and fell and landed on Jackie.

[Cut to Jackie with two broken legs]

Jackie: Agreed.

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