Valmont: Perhaps there is another way. Bring me the talismans from Section 13 and I will make you a rich man.
Jackie Dark: Works for me.
[after the Dark Hand arrives to get the tiger talisman]
Jade: What are we gonna do?
Jackie Dark: Laugh like circus clowns while they scream for mercy.
Jackie Light: RUN!
Jade: Guess we'll never know if two Jackies are better than
[Jackie Light grabs Jade]
Jackie Light: This is no place for children!
Uncle: Within each of us lies conflicting forces: yin and yang, light and dark, good and evil.
Jade: Like Jackie has a dark side.
Jackie: I do. Her name is Jade.
[Each notices they have half a talisman]
Jackie Light: I am the dark side! I murdered a bug.
Jade: [to Jackie Dark] You're the side who ate my candy? You're evil. Evil!
Uncle: Not evil. Just lacking sound judgement, without his good side to guide him.
Jade: Jackie Light's still packing Jackie moves. But I bet he's gonna need some Jade dark to balance him out!
Finn: [Looking at Jackie Dark in the review mirror] He'll never catch us!
Chow: Weren't we supposed to catch him?
Finn: Shut up!