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"Jackie Chan Adventures" The Rock (TV Episode 2000) Poster

(TV Series)

(2000)

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Finn: Big V, think you could turn up the heat?

Shendu: Allow me.

[Breaths fire at them]

Finn: That's plenty.

Ratso: Much obliged.

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Jackie: It's not polite to hack into a security system that doesn't belong to you.

Jade: I saw a seven.

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Shendu: This potion should accommodate your needs perfectly, Valmont.

Valmont: Then by this time tomorrow,Chan will have no choice but to work for the Dark Hand... Now for the bait.

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Jackie: You bring me all the way out here to poison me?

Valmont: A rather appropriate lure since the venom now rushing through your veins will soon turn you to stone.

Jackie: Just because I believe in magic talismans doesn't mean I'm gullible.

Valmont: [Valmont catches a bug] Visual aide.

[Valmont uses the potion on the bug and turns it to stone. Jackie gasps]

Valmont: In 12 hours, Mr. Chan you shall be among the statuesque.

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Uncle: The riddle of the horse talisman can wait. *I* will make an antidote.

Jackie: But Uncle we don't know the formula.

Uncle: Bah! Mine will be better.

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Jackie: [after taking Uncle's first antidote] What? What is it?

Uncle: Nothing. Don't - Don't look in the mirror.

Jackie: [Jackie looks at the mirror and realizes his turning into a lizard] What?

Uncle: I told you not to look in the mirror!

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Jade: Maybe Captain Black could get the Section 13 doctors to help.

Uncle: Modern medicine has no power over ancient magic. I will make another.

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Jade: Jackie, you *have* to give the talismans to Valmont!

Jackie: I can't. According to legend, the power of each talisman is nothing compared to power of all 12 combined.

Jade: But if you're turned to stone, who's going to stop the Dark Hand from getting the talismans anyway?

Jackie: That's Captain Black's department. I'm just research, remember?

Jade: Jackie, *please*! I don't want a boulder for an uncle!

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Jackie: [Getting a call from Captain Black] She what?

Capt. Black: Caught it all on tape. Jade's made her point. She can be an agent when she grows up. Now tell her to return the goods.

Jackie: Yes, I will tell her.

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Ratso: [Jackie's a statue] A dollar says his hand will snap right off.

FinnChow: Deal!

Jade: You stay away from him!

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Uncle: He was very brave.

Jade: I miss him Uncle.

Uncle: Left a fine memorial for us. Looks just like him.

Jade: [Jade sniffles] We could put him in the garden.

Uncle: Or outside the shop to ward away evil.

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