Jade: Two Jackies can be in two places at once.
Jackie Dark: All right, the Tiger is free! Free to be me! You don't know how lame it is being in the same body with him!
Jackie Light: Oh no! This is a big mistake. We should not be two Jackies.
Jackie Dark: See what I mean? Outta my way Pussycat!
[Shoves Jackie Light]
Jade: "Our journey." Uncle's going underground too? Isn't anyone going to see me be Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
Jackie Light: I would love to! Oh the theatre. The theatre.
Jade: Uh unh! No way I'm showing up to school with him!
Jackie Dark: I know exactly how you feel.
Jade: Good! Come on!
[Jade and Jackie Dark leave]
Spring-Heeled Jack: Simon Magus tried to stop me. He gave me quite a run. But I shall dine on his decendents one by one by one.
Jackie Light: [after being attacked] Spring-Heeled Jack needs a time out.
Jade: Tiger, Uncle and the uh, Pussycat need your help.
Jackie Dark: Sorry, I'm busy with my big debut.
Jade: Okay, but you're going to miss out on some butt kicking action all over an evil troll.
Jackie Dark: Hmm, evil troll... big debut... evil troll.
[Takes the cellphone from Jade]
Jackie Dark: I'm on my way, brother!
Jackie Dark: Stay here!
Jackie Light: This is terrible. My dark side has gone over to the dark side!
Spring-Heeled Jack: A curse upon my lighter side. He told the secret I would hide. Without him, you'd have never known that salt would turn me back to...
Jackie Light: Tiger, we must reunite.
Jackie Dark: For once, I think you may be right.
Jackie: [after he's been reunited] I am me again! I am back! And ohh... my aching back!
Jade: Don't forget Jackie, you promised to come see me in the final performance of Jekyll and Hyde tomorrow.
Jackie: Oh, Jade, I'm sorry. But I will be busy writing up my research on the underground city. And I cannot be in two places
[Jade glares at him]
Jackie: I will be there.