MC Cobra: So, uh, what do we do?
Strikemaster Ice: Yo, if D-boy be turning the Earth inside out, I'm sticking with the man like wax on a board. You feel me?
Captain Black: [to Section 13] Ok people, listen up! At 0300 hours, Drago absorbed all 8 Demon Chi powers. I'll need all available equipment and personnel ready to deploy by dawn. This isn't going to be easy. I know you're up to it. The fate of the entire planet rests in our hands. Now let's move!
Uncle: All these years, Black has learned nothing. Magic must defeat magic.
Shendu the Fire Demon: My son may have betrayed me, wizard. But I will watch proudly as he destroys your world. Once all 8 demon powers have been combined *nothing* can remove them, *ever*!
Tohru: [after Captain Black order and evacuation of the city] Hmm, is there also a plan to evacuate the rest of the planet?
Uncle: [Opening the door to his shop] Do you want Drago to turn world inside-out? No? Then let Uncle work!
[Slams door shut, then opens door]
Uncle: One more thing, AI-YA !
[Prepares to fight]
Chow: Whoa. Take it easy old timer.
Hak Foo: We are not here to harm you.
Jade: The Gecko Gang got a booster shot. Time to give them a taste of their own medicine, Talisman style!
Captain Black: Apparently Drago looking to play a little ball.
Jackie: Well, he's going to have to beat the home team!
Jackie: I'll take the demon on the left.
Jade: [Entering] Time for the 7th inning butt whup! The Amazing T Troop is in the house!
Drago: You're weak old man. Conquest is a job for a fiery *young* dragon!
Shendu the Fire Demon: You are an impudent child!
Drago: Father, help me.
Shendu the Fire Demon: You deserve such a fate for your disloyalty.
Drago: I'm sorry father. Please.
Capt. Black: That was some good strategic thinking back there, young lady. We could use someone like you in Section 13.
Jade: You want me to be a *real* secret agent? Can I Jackie, *please*?
Jackie: Well, we'll talk later.
Jade: Hey that means "No." Come on, Jackie, the country *needs* me!