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"Jackie Chan Adventures" The Powers That Be: Part 1 (TV Episode 2005) Poster

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Uncle: [after hearing a crash in his shop] You break it, you bought it!

[aees the truck that crashed into his shop]

Uncle: Uncle reserves right to refuse service to *you*!

[Uncle attacks the intruder, gets repelled, and lands on some of his own merchandise]

Uncle: I break it, you still bought it!

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Jackie: [a truck breaks into the museum] Uh, deliveries in back, please.

Strikemaster Ice: No a delivery, yo. It's a pick up! And you're the merchandise.

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Miss Hartman: [During a slideshow] And this is another perfect example of prehistoric man. Now let's move on to a later specimen. The brutish Cro-Magnon Man.

[Tohru appears]

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Jade: [Over the phone to Drago] You touch one hair on their heads - well not Captain Black because, you know, he doesn't have any. But you know what I mean!

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Drago: Once the demon chi is mine, the *real* fun begins.

Jackie: A trip to Mooseworld is fun. What you have in mind is... probably not fun... Whatever it is.

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Drago: I wouldn't take that tone with me if I were you.

Strikemaster Ice: You ain't the big cheese any more, D. Me and my posse got *mad powers*! You got zip!

Drago: That's about to change. When it does, I *won't* forget our little chat!

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Shendu the Fire Demon: Foolish child. There is but one power on Earth that can defeat Drago. And it is *I*, his father!

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Uncle: It is almost 3. Do something Jackie.

Jackie: [Jackie hits a bar on the cage and grunts] I am trying Uncle.

[Jackie hits the bar again]

Uncle: Trying not helping. Doing would be helpful.

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Capt. Black: I'm sure Jade wouldn't be so foolish as to actually deliver the containment unit to Drago.

Jackie: To protect us, I'm afraid Jade would do anything.

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Drago: I told you slackers to stay in the truck.

Strikemaster Ice: Yeah, well us slackers kind of changed our minds about how it's gonna go down.

Drago: Oh?

MC Cobra: Figured, why let you get all the powers?

Drago: You... want some of them?

Strikemaster Ice: No dawg, we want *all* of them!

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