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"Jackie Chan Adventures" The Masks of the Shadowkhan (TV Episode 2003) Poster

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Tohru: Oh, I know this one. Uh, that is the symbol for a conjuring spell. One which requires garlic and - uh- ginger.

Uncle: Correct. If you are making Chicken Chow Mein.

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Dalong Wong: Rise, my army of darkness.

Tarakudo: Your army?

[Everyone gasps]

Tarakudo: I am the one and only King of the Shadowkhan.

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Dalong Wong: Tarakudo? Awakened?

Tarakudo: And ready to reclaim my Ninja Magic. A task for which I will require "assistance."

Ratso: [the Darkhand starts to back away] Uh...

Fin: We have to go check on dessert now.

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Capt. Black: [Tohru is just standing still as drums fly past him] Tohru!

[Black tries to move Tohru]

Capt. Black: Come on big fella! Trying to save you from a nasty bruise!

[Black gets hit by a drum]

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Jade: [Jackie takes cover under a plane] Hi Jackie.

Jackie: Bwhaa?

Jade: Before you get mad. Listen the capital of Kansas is Kansas City.

Jackie: The capital is Topeka! And that is not the point!

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Tarakudo: [seeing Jade] Ah the former Queen of the Shadowkhan. Returning to the forces of darkness?

Jackie: [Grabbing Jade and running away] Thank you no, not today!

Jade: Er, what Jackie said.

Tarakudo: In time, you're young.

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Capt. Black: [Watching Jackie fall out of a plane] It's Jackie. And he doesn't appear to have a parachute.

Uncle: Tohru! Catch Jackie.

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Jade: [Catching up to Jackie in midair] Hey Jackie.

Jackie: Bwhaa? Jade!

Jade: Never exit an aircraft without one of these.

[Pointing to her parachute]

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Tohru: When I was a child growing up in Japan, my mother told me of the Oni. Hideous horned demons, who would sneak into the rooms of disobedient children.

Jackie: [Looking at Jade] And what did they want with these disobedient children?

[Jade blows a raspberry]

Tohru: The Oni would

[Tohru gulps]

Tohru: eat their souls. Eww!

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Tarakudo: Again? Who *are* these people?

Ratso: Well, Jackie Chan's some kind of do-gooder.

[Indicating Tohru]

Ratso: And the big guy over there used to be one of us, but now he's on their side. And the old guy pointing the blowfish -

[Ratso gets blasted and groans in pain]

Uncle: Who else wants a piece of Uncle?

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Uncle: Now evil has been defeated.

Tohru: Um, one more thing...

Jackie: Oh no.

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Tohru: Tarakudo's reign came to an end when the spirits of his Generals were trapped within masks. 9 generals. 9 masks.

Jade: 9 different tribes of Shadowkhan?

Uncle: What are we waiting for? There are 8 more masks which we must find before forces of darkness do.

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Uncle: Tohru must do research?

Tohru: We must?

Uncle: You were told childhood tales of Oni by mother. You read Japanese. You are Japanese. So *you* must do research!

Tohru: [Tohru gulps] Yes Sensei.

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