Tohru: Oh, I know this one. Uh, that is the symbol for a conjuring spell. One which requires garlic and - uh- ginger.
Uncle: Correct. If you are making Chicken Chow Mein.
Dalong Wong: Rise, my army of darkness.
Tarakudo: Your army?
Tarakudo: I am the one and only King of the Shadowkhan.
Dalong Wong: Tarakudo? Awakened?
Tarakudo: And ready to reclaim my Ninja Magic. A task for which I will require "assistance."
Ratso: [the Darkhand starts to back away] Uh...
Fin: We have to go check on dessert now.
Capt. Black: [Tohru is just standing still as drums fly past him] Tohru!
[Black tries to move Tohru]
Capt. Black: Come on big fella! Trying to save you from a nasty bruise!
[Black gets hit by a drum]
Jade: [Jackie takes cover under a plane] Hi Jackie.
Jade: Before you get mad. Listen the capital of Kansas is Kansas City.
Jackie: The capital is Topeka! And that is not the point!
Tarakudo: [seeing Jade] Ah the former Queen of the Shadowkhan. Returning to the forces of darkness?
Jackie: [Grabbing Jade and running away] Thank you no, not today!
Jade: Er, what Jackie said.
Tarakudo: In time, you're young.
Capt. Black: [Watching Jackie fall out of a plane] It's Jackie. And he doesn't appear to have a parachute.
Uncle: Tohru! Catch Jackie.
Jade: [Catching up to Jackie in midair] Hey Jackie.
Jackie: Bwhaa? Jade!
Jade: Never exit an aircraft without one of these.
[Pointing to her parachute]
Tohru: When I was a child growing up in Japan, my mother told me of the Oni. Hideous horned demons, who would sneak into the rooms of disobedient children.
Jackie: [Looking at Jade] And what did they want with these disobedient children?
[Jade blows a raspberry]
Tohru: The Oni would
Tohru: eat their souls. Eww!
Tarakudo: Again? Who *are* these people?
Ratso: Well, Jackie Chan's some kind of do-gooder.
Ratso: And the big guy over there used to be one of us, but now he's on their side. And the old guy pointing the blowfish -
[Ratso gets blasted and groans in pain]
Uncle: Who else wants a piece of Uncle?
Tohru: Tarakudo's reign came to an end when the spirits of his Generals were trapped within masks. 9 generals. 9 masks.
Jade: 9 different tribes of Shadowkhan?
Uncle: What are we waiting for? There are 8 more masks which we must find before forces of darkness do.
Uncle: Tohru must do research?
Tohru: We must?
Uncle: You were told childhood tales of Oni by mother. You read Japanese. You are Japanese. So *you* must do research!
Tohru: [Tohru gulps] Yes Sensei.