Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)
[Jackie has just been rendered mute, and is mouthing at Uncle]
Uncle: [smacks him] I cannot read your lips! Your accent is too thick!
Uncle: The great idol of the Three Wise Monkeys. Legend tells that it is filled with Dark Chi.
Jackie: The idol is evil?
Uncle: No. Three Wise Monkeys are guardians. Good wizard sealed the dark chi within them long ago so that humanity may neither see, hear nor speak of such evil.
Jade: UNCLE, NO SOUND IS COMING JACKIE'S MOUTH!
Uncle: Because Jackie is mute.
Jade: UNCLE, NO SOUND IS COMING OUT OF *YOUR* MOUTH!
Uncle: Because Jade is deaf.
[Tries to feel around and grabs Uncle's face. Uncle's speech is muffled by Tohru's hands]
Uncle: And Tohru is blind.
Tohru: Why were you not affected, Sensei?
Uncle: As a student of Master Fong, I am protected by an abundance of good chi.
Uncle: You are doing very well, Tohru.
Tohru: [Walking on his own] Yes, sensei. It is as if I can see.
[Tohru trips and falls down a hill]
Tohru: [after climbing up the hill] Dark warriors.
[Yells and charges into battle]
Tohru: Dark warrior begone!
Tohru: [to Jackie] Straight up?
[Tohru prepares to throw Jackie]
[Jackie nods Tohru's face up and down. Tohru tosses Jackie in the air. As Jackie starts falling down]
Tohru: Oh, my mind's eye sees trouble.
[Tohru tries to catch Jackie.Jackie lands behind Tohru]
Dalong Wong: Very well, you shall suffer the same fate as Chi Master Fong, good wizard!
Uncle: I do not think so... One more thing, Chi Master Fong says "Hello."
Jade: WHERE'D MOUNT- I mean, where'd Mount Chimpmore go?
Uncle: Back to the Hidden Valley, where it will hopefully remain for many more centuries.
Tohru: How can you be certain, Sensei?
Uncle: Have you learned nothing?... Chi Master Fong tells me so... And he also tells me he is pleased that the balance between light and dark has been restored.