Jackie: You know Tohru, you really should consider coming over to the good side. Section 13 has a marvelous dental plan. And every Thursday is donut day.
Jade: It's Hip-Hop. Duh. Come on Uncle Coolio, I'll teach you some moves.
Uncle: Uhg. My hip does not hop.
Jade: But Uncle, we have cake. We have to celebrate.
Uncle: When I am another year younger, then I will celebrate.
Valmont: Tohru, meet Hak Foo.
Tohru: Hmm, Black Tiger. He does not look ferocious.
Hak Foo: [HAk Food growls] Angry crow takes flight!
[Hak Foo jumps]
Hak Foo: Emu stands on mountain top!
[Lands on Tohru's shoulders]
Hak Foo: Monkey plucks two peaches!
Tohru: Uh, looks can be deceiving.
Jade: Jackie, has Uncle always been like all, you know, Uncly?
Jackie: No Jade. When Uncle was young, he was just like me.
Jade: Does that mean you're going to be grouchy, constipated, and smell like garlic when you're Uncle's age?
Jade: Do I know you?
Hak Foo: I am Hak Foo. The last human you will ever lay your eyes upon.
Hak Foo: [Stepping on Jackie] Black Tiger crushes Chan.
Uncle: You. Tiger Man, remove your foot from Jackie.
Jackie: [Jackie's dazed] What's a Jackie?
Hak Foo: Take your leave, or feel the burn.
Uncle: You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?
Hak Foo: Angry crow takes flight!
[Hak Foo jumps towards Uncle. Uncle jumps toward Hak Foo]
Uncle: Thank you for sharing, Angry Crow!
[Uncle kicks Hak Foo]
Hak Foo: [to Uncle] You! But elephant fist...
Tohru: Why so afraid? He is an old man.
[Uncle knock Tohru down]