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"Jackie Chan Adventures" The Dog and Piggy Show (TV Episode 2001) Poster

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Jackie: You know Tohru, you really should consider coming over to the good side. Section 13 has a marvelous dental plan. And every Thursday is donut day.

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Jade: It's Hip-Hop. Duh. Come on Uncle Coolio, I'll teach you some moves.

Uncle: Uhg. My hip does not hop.

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Jade: But Uncle, we have cake. We have to celebrate.

Uncle: When I am another year younger, then I will celebrate.

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Valmont: Tohru, meet Hak Foo.

Tohru: Hmm, Black Tiger. He does not look ferocious.

Hak Foo: [HAk Food growls] Angry crow takes flight!

[Hak Foo jumps]

Hak Foo: Emu stands on mountain top!

[Lands on Tohru's shoulders]

Hak Foo: Monkey plucks two peaches!

Tohru: Uh, looks can be deceiving.

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Jade: Jackie, has Uncle always been like all, you know, Uncly?

Jackie: No Jade. When Uncle was young, he was just like me.

Jade: Does that mean you're going to be grouchy, constipated, and smell like garlic when you're Uncle's age?

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Jade: Do I know you?

Hak Foo: I am Hak Foo. The last human you will ever lay your eyes upon.

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Hak Foo: [Stepping on Jackie] Black Tiger crushes Chan.

Uncle: You. Tiger Man, remove your foot from Jackie.

Jackie: [Jackie's dazed] What's a Jackie?

Hak Foo: Take your leave, or feel the burn.

Uncle: You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?

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Hak Foo: Angry crow takes flight!

[Hak Foo jumps towards Uncle. Uncle jumps toward Hak Foo]

Uncle: Thank you for sharing, Angry Crow!

[Uncle kicks Hak Foo]

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Hak Foo: [to Uncle] You! But elephant fist...

Tohru: Why so afraid? He is an old man.

[Uncle knock Tohru down]

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Uncle: [Handing the Dog Talisman to Jackie] Jackie, thank you for allowing me to re-experience my youth. But being young is too dangerous and exhausting! Uncle needs a nap.

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