Jackie: Jade! What are you doing here?
Jade: Like I'm going to come all the way down to Australia, and not ride a kangaroo. Tch.
Jackie: Drago! Uncle, hurry!
Uncle: Ai-ya! Nephew has ants in his pants. Magic cannot be rushed.
[Uncle starts chanting faster]
Drago: Time to throw a shrimp on the barbie!
[Drago breaths fire at Jade]
Jade: Definitely not a g'day.
Jade: Hey, since we're still on Australian time, technically it's tomorrow and I've already been to school.
Jackie: Ha ha ha. "A" for effort, "F" for logic. Now go to bed. You have a big field trip tomorrow.
Jade: As if. Everybody knows there are no such things as ghosts. But demons, they're real. Big time!
[Jade pulls out the chi-o-matic]
Jade: And this little baby can suck up demon chi like nobody's business!
Jade: [to a shadowy figure] Miss Hartman, don't eat me! I, uh, didn't even shower this morning.
Uncle: [Tohru, Uncle and Jackie emerge] Teacher eats students? School has changed from when Uncle was a boy.
Miss Hartman: What do you want?
Drago: What do you think, lady? You just sprouted wings out of thin air? You have my Sky Demon Chi and I want it back!
Miss Hartman: [Miss Hartman throws Drago off] Maybe next time you'll remember the magic word.