Chow: [about to put on an Oni mask] Demon magic, here I come.
Fin: [Fin grabs the mask] Not! You clowns had your shot at being ninja masters. And you blew it!
Ratso: [Kark Hand has Jade] Look what washed up on deck.
Jackie: Jade! What are you doing here?
Jade: Heh. Looks like I'm the catch of the day.
Uncle: You disrespect Uncle? Uncle took you in. Put roof over your head. Put food in your belly. *Lots* of food, and this is how you repay me?
Tohru: I cook. I clean. I travel the world to be smothered in fish. And you thank me by demanding many more things.
Tohru: Jade, please tell Sensei that I will eat my dinner however I please.
Uncle: [to Jackie] Please ask Tohru if you would like piece of uncle for dessert?
Ikazuki: [after being animated by the Rat Talisman] Ikazuki lives. Now bow before my mighty form and - Where is my mighty form? Insolent humans you will pay for your trickery at the hands of my Shadowkhan!
Ikazuki: Ikazuki lives. Now bow before my mighty form.
Fin: Uh. This is not happening. This is not happening.
Ratso: Now way I'm bowing to Fin's tuccus!
Jackie: [Uncle is slapping himself] Uncle please.
Uncle: No Uncle has it coming. Uncle had opportunity to warn Tohru, but did he? No! All because of silly argument. Now my apprentice is in danger of becoming demon.
[Uncle slaps himself]
Uncle: One more thing, Uncle says "One more thing" too often.
Fin: [to Tohru] Come on "T." Help me out here. I *really* need a potty break.
Jade: [Jade attacks Fin. Fin sits on the Oni Mask] Talk about the ancient art of butt whup.
Jackie: Uncle, are we sure dabbling with Shadow Magic is the best idea?
Uncle: If we are to find where Shadowkhan are keeping Tohru, then like Shadowkhan we must travel through Shadow.