- Jackie: [opens a door and finds a panther] I have had enough work for one day! It is quitting time! Go! GO!
- Jackie: Hello, Mr. Chupacabra. You look like you're having a very bad night. Do you have a splinter in your paw? Perhaps we can help.
- El Toro Fuerte: Fear not! The beast is no match for El Toro, the bull!
- Jackie Chan: And El Jackie, the uh... the Chan!
- El Toro Fuerte: My friend I fear you must translate more quickly.
- [starts changing]
- Jackie: I feel like I am missing something obvious. Oh wait here it is.
- [reading a tablet]
- Jackie: "Beware of the Chupacabra's claw. The evil can be transferred from beast to man and the man will become the beast." Bad news.
- [notices El Toro has changed]