[after the Ox talisman turns her into a musclebound powerhouse]
Jade: Whoa... Talismans. They do a body *good.*
Jackie: Jade. Scruffy must attend obedience school until he learns to listen. No doubt he takes after his master.
Jade: Har har.
Jade: And it looks like the mask removal spell ingredient is Japanese Rice.
Uncle: Tohru boil rice! Jackie find mask! Jade read sign!
Uncle: The one in shop window. No pets allowed!
Farmer MacDonald: [Referring to his animals] If you ask me, they miss them crazy magic powers they had.
Jade: You mean heat beam eyes, and levitation? Float like a butterfly sting like a - hot-eyed pig.
Jade: [as Jackie's fighting Hak Foo] Jackie I'm open!
[Jackie keeps the mask. To Scruffy]
Jade: He so never obeys me either.
Hak Foo: Tiger tears mask off pooch!
[Tarakudo stops him in mid-air]
Tarakudo: A friendly reminder, muscles. The only thing that can separate a mask from its wearer is -bleech - *good* magic! Now go enjoy a protein shake.
Jackie: What? Eww. Pee-eww. That is the largest poopie I have ever - I must be on the right track.
Jade: Say hello to T-Girl and her Amazing T-Troop!
Jackie: The animals. Your moose. Your muscles?
Jade: [Nervous laugh] Joined a gym.
Jackie: I must rescue Jade!
SuperMoose: Shh. You don't want to reveal T-Girl's secret identity do you?
Jackie: T-Girl? I wa- I am debating with a stuffed moose.