Jackie: [while fighting in Tohru's ear] Tohru, you must stop Uncle. I am inside your head!
Tohru: Sensei, Jackie says he is inside my head.
Uncle: [Uncle gasps] There is no room to grow inside there.
Jade: Tohru's head is going to go Scanner?
Jackie: Stop! Do not take that which does not belong to you, uh, mortal!
Hak Foo: Shiva speaks?
Hak Foo: With a familiar voice.
[Hak Foo destroys the statue's body. Leaving only Shiva's head on Jackie]
Jackie: Shiva runs too!
Jade: Who needs a sandwich when you can have cookies, huh, Uncle?
Uncle: He who partakes in dessert before lunch disrupts good chi with bad cholestrol.
Hak Foo: Geography later. The bands now!
Jackie: [Jackie sees Tohru's shoe moving closer] Shoe!
Hak Foo: No one shoo's me!
Jade: Uncle, I used a disappearing spell on Hak Foo.
Uncle: You are not supposed to use magic. Jackie, your niece needs a talking to!
Jade: Jackie can't hear you because I disappeared him too.
Uncle: And which limbo-like dimension dis you choose as the destination?
Jade: Uh, none.
Uncle: Ai-Ya! You must choose a destination when casting a disappearing spell. Jackie could be anywhere!
Tohru: I lost this kite when I was a young boy.
Uncle: And I have been looking for this sock.
Jade: Hello? We're still short one Jackie!
Monster: [Sniffing] Mmm Lunch.
Monster: [Standing in front of Jade] What's a cookie?
[the monster roars. Jade screams]
Uncle: Go away!
[Uncle send the monster back]
Uncle: I must find another spell.
Jade: You think?
Jade: Great! That means he's somewhere in
[Jade jumps on a chair]
Jade: Aah. Watch you step! Check your shoes!