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Jackie: I have heard that my great-great-grandfather came out west and lived in a cowboy town. I'm curious to see what one looks like.

[Uncle and Jade groan]

Jackie: Driver's privilege.

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Uncle: [after Jade screams] Ghost?

Jade: Kind of. The ghost of Jackie.

[Jade points to a book with a picture of Jackie as a cowboy]

Jackie Chan: [Picking up the book] The Hong Kong Kid.

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Friend: Railroad workers are not welcome in town.

Hong Kong Kid: Oh don't be silly. We are in America now. We can go anywhere we please.

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Old West Ratso: We can't have no lawman sticking his nose in our business, Mayor.

Mayor Valmont: And you shan't. I took care of the last sheriff, didn't I?

Old West Finn: Yeah, well it's the next one we gotta worry about. Can't risk nobody putting the kibosh on our big plans.

Mayor Valmont: Hmmm. I see your point. So why not pick a patsy for the job? Somebody who'll offer no resistence: a bumbler, a fool. Someone like

[Valmont looks outside and sees the Hong Kong Kid]

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Jade: This is so cool! She's my long lost great-great something or other. I betcha she looked exactly like me.

Jackie: Actually it says here that the Sheriff's niece was very tall and 15 years old.

Jade: Must be a typo.

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Hong Kong Kid: Perhaps a night in jail will make you think twice before breaking the law again.

[Closes the cell door, then he jail bars fall down]

Hong Kong Kid: Uh oh.

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Jackie: [to Uncle] Bah! That is the fate of my great-great-grandfather that you are using to clean your glasses!

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Shendu: I grown impatient, Valmont. I trust your men were able to pull off a simple robbery.

Mayor Valmont: Rest assured, Shendu. My boys will be rendezvousing with us momentarily.

[the men arrive]

Mayor Valmont: You see?

Old West Ratso: Uh, ran into a little trouble.

Old West Finn: That sheriff you hired.

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Shendu: I don't want the horse! I wanted the Horse Talisman!

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Old West Ratso: Uh, count me out. That guy ain't human.

Shendu: And that is why you will use magic to defeat him.

[Magically charges a hat and rope]

Old West Finn: So how do we work 'em?

Old West Finn: You don't. The magic works by itself.

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Sheriff's Niece: Hi. Remember me?

Peddler: Ah. girl from Hong Kong. Look different, thought you were 15 and taller.

Sheriff's Niece: It was a typo!

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Hong Kong Kid: [Valmont pulls out a shotgun] Uh we had an agreement. No firearms.

Mayor Valmont: Guess I missed this meeting. Ever been locked in a 4 foot stall with a bucking bronco.

Hong Kong Kid: Once.

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Peddler: Shanghai surprise. Good for digestion. Bad for everything else.

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