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"Jackie Chan Adventures" Shell Game (TV Episode 2000) Poster

(TV Series)

(2000)

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Jackie: Look, Jade. There really is a talisman on the tortoise. And if you saw it on TV, we can bet the Dark Hand did too.

Jade: Tch. Like bad guys watch.

[there's an explosion and the Dark Hand arrives]

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Uncle: One more thing, did Jackie find the rabbit talisman?

Jade: [Growling] I am not Jade. I am Paigon the Powerful ruler of the Rabbit Realm.

[Uncle gasps]

Jade: I must fulfill my destiny or the universe itself will be UN-MADE! Release me at once!

[the cab stops, Jade gets out. Then in her normal voice]

Jade: Man that's rough on the voice.

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Jackie: Jade, we don't know what power this talisman possesses. If the Dark Hand gets it, people could be in danger.

Jade: Oh, so you're okay letting something that looks just like Uncle get eaten.

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Ratso: [Jackie drops down in front of Ratso] Uncle!

Jackie: [Jackie looks around] Where?

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Jade: Whoa. How'd you get from there to here so fast?

Jackie: [Jackie shows her the rabbit talisman] And now we'll save the tortoise. See slow and steady wins the race.

Jade: But you have super rabbit speed. I'm getting mixed messages here.

Jackie: Oh - eh - uh. Don't be smart!

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Jackie: [Giving Jade martial arts lessons] Breathe deeply... The breath flows to the finger tips down to the toes.

Jade: And the toes go up the bad guy's nose! HY-YA!... What? He was asking for it.

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