[Uncle has accidently placed the spirits of Jackie and Jade in the wrong bodies]
Uncle: I told you it was complicated!
Jackie Chan: [In Jade's body, pointing to Jade's fringe] Jade, How do you keep this out of your eyes?
Uncle: The enchanted moth is drawn to enchanted wool. It's light leads us through the fog to the power of the sheep.
Jackie: But we are heading towards the lake. I do not think the Loch Ness Monster is one of the animals of the Chinese Zodiac.
Jade: Hey, Jackie. Uncle.
Jackie: You are supposed to be at the Bed and Breakfast. Where there is no Dalong Wong, no dark chi warriors...
Jade: No cable.
Dalong Wong: I have no further use for those who allow themselves to be waylaid by unconscious livestock.
Ratso: So... we're free to go.
Jackie: What do we do now, Uncle? Lead it back with an astral sheepdog?
Uncle: It worked?
Jade: [Jade's voice comes out of Jackie's body] Uncle, you rock! Now let's find Dalong Wong and kick some shriveled
Jade: Why are there two of me?
Jackie: [Jackie's voice comes out Jade's body] Why is your voice coming out of my body?
Uncle: I told you spell complicated.
Uncle: [to Jackie in Jade's body] Jade is better at being you than *you* Jackie.