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"Jackie Chan Adventures" Shanghai Moon (TV Episode 2001) Poster

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Jackie: [after an explosion] Jade?

Jade: Maybe a working volcano exhibit *is* too advanced for me.

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Chow: I say we vote. Anyone who doesn't want to go orbital, raise your hand.

[Enforcers raise their hands. Shendu glares at them]

Finn: Uh, we didn't count Valmont's vote.

Shendu the Fire Demon: Never mind Valmont. You board that spacecraft or you will perish!

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Capt. Black: [Answering his cell phone] Black.

Jackie: Tell Uncle I have a strong hunch that the portal belongs to the Moon Demon!

[Another booster rocket separates]

Jackie: Talk later!

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Finn: Autopilot. You can relax Big V. Major Matt Monkey's flying with training wheels.

Valmont: [Sarcastically] I feel so much better now.

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Capt. Black: I have a second space shuttle prepped to take you to Jackie.

Uncle: Ai-ya! Do I look like Flash Gordon? I am *too* old to play spaceman!

Tohru: But if you do not go Sensei, who will cast the Chi Spell?

[Black and Uncle look at Tohru]

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Tso Lan: Skip the pleasantries Shendu. I am only interested in seizing control of the Moon's gravitiy, so that I may pull the ball from its orbit.

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Ratso: Whoa! He wants to kabosh the whole planet?

Finn: You made us let him out!

Shendu the Fire Demon: Just be glad you are up here.

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Shendu the Fire Demon: You have joined us in time to see the nemesis of all demon sorcerers destroyed.

Tso Lan: [Tso Lan looks at a monkey] That is Jackie Chan?

Shendu the Fire Demon: No. That is.

[Indicating the air lock]

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Jackie: Where on Earth do I find a Moon Demon on the moon?

Tso Lan: Behind you!

Jackie: Uh, hello.

Tso Lan: You dare interrupt me in my moment of triumph?

Jackie: It's what I do.

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Tso Lan: An incantation. The lotus pod. In order for it to hex me, you must remove your helmet. Which you cannot do.

Jackie: Then let me air this out.

[Holds his breath and removes his air hose]

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