Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Scouts Honor (2001)

James Sie: Jackie Chan

Quotes 

• Jackie : Why are you doing this? You seem like such a nice lady.

  Vanessa Barone : Been called a lot of things: relic hunter, mercenary, thief. But Vanessa Barone "nice lady," that *is* a new one! The necklace!

• Jackie : [Emerging from a manhole]  Guidebook was wrong. No subways in Venice.

• Jackie : I believe this necklace has magical powers.

  Jade : Cool! Can I check it out?

  Jackie : No Jade. This necklace could be very dangerous.

  Jade : Tch. Everything is very dangerous. Travelling to Venice, digging for artifacts, wearing jewelry.

• Uncle : Uncle will look into it. Meanwhile, you fix niece.

  Jackie : What do you mean?

  [Uncle slaps Jackie in the head] 

  Uncle : Open eyes. Jade turn into couch potato. Watches TV all day, all night. Young girl needs a hobby.

  Jackie : [Jackie looks at Jade who's watching TV]  I see what you mean.

• Jackie : [Jade's wearing her Butterscotch Uniform for the first time]  Oh, you look so cute.

  [Tohru whispers in Jackie's ear] 

  Jackie : Oh, I mean cool.

  Jade : I look like an elf.

• Jackie : [as he's fighting Vanessa]  Butterscotch Scout, too violent! Do not watch!

  Butterscotch Scout : Tch. As if!

• Vanessa Barone : [Vanessa and Jackie are in the Saraha dessert]  Brilliant, you must have been a real A+ student, Chan.

  Jackie : A- in school. A+ in dojo!

• Jackie : Jade! The first rule of scouting is: "Always be prepared." You never know when knot tying might come in handy.

  Jade : I'll remember that. When I join the navy.