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Jackie: Jade, the first rule of research is patience.

Uncle: Can you not read faster, Tohru? Cobwebs are forming on Uncle!

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Uncle: Until a cursed one is worn, these are merely masks.

Tohru: Then why do I have a strange clammy feeling down my spine?

Uncle: You have the willies?

Tarakudo: [Appearing] Usually a pretty good sign that the King of all Oni is in the house!

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Tarakudo: You must feel power, Ratso. Call upon the darkness within.

Tarakudo: Oh, okay I got it.

Jackie: No! No feeling! No calling!

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Uncle: Must be wrong ingridient. Each mask must require a unique removal spell.

Tohru: What do we need to remove this mask?

Uncle: You are Japanese expert. This is *your* department!

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Uncle: I am telling you cards not important!

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Tarakudo: So... hoping to find the Hana-Fuda card? Well I can't let you do that.

Uncle: Okay, maybe cards important.

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Tohru: Back!

Uncle: Onion? Do not be foolish Tohru. Use garlic!

Tarakudo: Whoa. Easy with that veggie big fella.

[Tohru throws the onion at Tarakudo. Tarakudo screams in pain]

Tarakudo: My eyes!

Tohru: It does work.

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Tohru: [Uncle is about to leave] Please sensei. I require your guidance.

Uncle: I offer you my confidence.

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Jade: I miss him already.

Jackie: Jade! I told you to go with Uncle, not stay with - Uncle.

Jade: No wonder I got confused. Too many uncles.

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Jackie: [Running away with the cards] Sorry, I will not return them. Thank you.

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Tohru: Sensei, what will keep Tarakudo from penetrating the vault?

Tarakudo: [Cut to Tarakudo getting repelled away] My eyes! My eyes!

Jade: [imitating Uncle] Oni magic cannot defeat onion magic.

Uncle: A little trick I learned from my apprentice.

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