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"Jackie Chan Adventures" Relics of Demon Past (TV Episode 2004) Poster

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Capt. Black: Give up Drago! You're not going anywhere. And neither is your dragon daddy!

Drago: Now who said anything about busting out that old gecko? I'm going solo!

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Jackie: [to himself] Drago has Black pinned down. I need to create a diversion.

Jade: [Loudly to Drago] Yo hothead!

Jackie: Huh?

Jade: Remember me? There's no "get out jail" free cards as long a J Girl's still got game!

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Drago: Mess with a dragon, you're gonna get burned!

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Drago: I am Drago. The son of Shendu. Serve me well now and be at my side when I rule the world!

Chow: Uh, sorry kid. But your old man kind of burned us.

Ratso: Yeah. And I got the scars to prove it.

Drago: You're turning me down?

Finn: Look at that world domination stuff just don't pay the rent.

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Jackie: Jade, stay here.

[Jackie gets in the Captain Black's car and starts to buckle up]

Jade: Seriously.

[Jackie turns, spots Jade already buckled up in the back seat. Jackie gives a startled yell]

Jade: Don't you get tired of saying that?

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Jade: Now way! The Enforcers are now Drago's Fire Flunkies.

Chow: Jackie Chan! Long time no rumble.

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Jackie: But Uncle, we already defeated the other seven demons.

[Uncle slaps Jackie twice]

Uncle: Clean wax out of ears. Uncle said "Demon Chi." Not demons themselves.

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Uncle: Why did you let demon take immortal fan?

Jackie: Oh, bad day. Bad day. Bad day.

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Drago: The Wind Demon Chi has already been drained from it!

Chow: And that's a bad thing, right?

[Drago breaths fire on them]

Finn: We're gonna let you have some alone time now.

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Jade: So I'm a little gassy today. Blame it on the cafeteria burritos.

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Jade: What's wrong with me?

Drago: You're short, green and a *real* pain the in butt! So stick out your chi and say "Ahhh."

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Finn: Drago wants the Wind Demon Chi.

Jade: Isn't he enough of a blowhard already.

[Jade belches and uses the Wind Demon chi]

Finn: That is rank!

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