Capt. Black: Give up Drago! You're not going anywhere. And neither is your dragon daddy!
Drago: Now who said anything about busting out that old gecko? I'm going solo!
Jackie: [to himself] Drago has Black pinned down. I need to create a diversion.
Jade: [Loudly to Drago] Yo hothead!
Jade: Remember me? There's no "get out jail" free cards as long a J Girl's still got game!
Drago: I am Drago. The son of Shendu. Serve me well now and be at my side when I rule the world!
Chow: Uh, sorry kid. But your old man kind of burned us.
Ratso: Yeah. And I got the scars to prove it.
Drago: You're turning me down?
Finn: Look at that world domination stuff just don't pay the rent.
Jackie: Jade, stay here.
[Jackie gets in the Captain Black's car and starts to buckle up]
[Jackie turns, spots Jade already buckled up in the back seat. Jackie gives a startled yell]
Jade: Don't you get tired of saying that?
Jade: Now way! The Enforcers are now Drago's Fire Flunkies.
Chow: Jackie Chan! Long time no rumble.
Jackie: But Uncle, we already defeated the other seven demons.
[Uncle slaps Jackie twice]
Uncle: Clean wax out of ears. Uncle said "Demon Chi." Not demons themselves.
Uncle: Why did you let demon take immortal fan?
Jackie: Oh, bad day. Bad day. Bad day.
Drago: The Wind Demon Chi has already been drained from it!
Chow: And that's a bad thing, right?
[Drago breaths fire on them]
Finn: We're gonna let you have some alone time now.
Jade: So I'm a little gassy today. Blame it on the cafeteria burritos.
Jade: What's wrong with me?
Drago: You're short, green and a *real* pain the in butt! So stick out your chi and say "Ahhh."