Jackie: Gee, perhaps you should start writing you essay.
Jade: Tch. You mean write how boring vacation's been. We haven't seen a single demon, or ninja or Dark Hand Thug.
Jackie: Hmm. My kind of summer.
Jackie: You want me to attend the tournament as a contestant.
Captain Black: And find the
[Black looks around then whispers]
Captain Black: jade.
Jade: [Jade pops her head out from a ventilator] Captain Black, no offense but this is way out of Jackie's league.
[Jade jumps down]
Jade: This is a job for *the J Team*! El Toro Fuerte, wrestler extraordinaire. Viper, mistress of Hapkido, pilates, and Krav Maga. Tohru the big strong, er, sumo.
Jackie: Uh, yes. Captain Black, I'm sorry that my niece has such an active imagination.
Captain Black: I like it! Good work kid.
[Black pats Jade on the head]
Jade: But it was *my* idea! The mission was going to be my perfect summer getaway. If *I don't go, Paco doesn't go!... Paco *is* going, right?
El Toro Fuerte: Too dangerous. Besides he is too busy writing "What I did for summer vacation" essay.
Jade: [to Tohru] Ready to go for the gold Big Bopper?
Jackie: Oh! Jade? How did -?
Jade: Captain Black said that the boats were used to smuggle Jade onto the island. Duh!
Jackie: Not the niece. The stone!
Jackie: I have to get her out of there!
Viper: You'll jeopardize the mission!
Jackie: And Jade *won't*?
Jackie: [as he's fighting] Watch the hands!
El Toro Fuerte: Amigo. Tag Team.
[El Toro tags Jackie's hand. Jackie yells in pain]
El Toro Fuerte: Sorry.
Captain Black: Team, I hope you'll consider joining us for future missions.