- [Shen Du has taken possession of Jade's body at an amusement park and is posing for a photo]
- Melvin Moose: Duh, smile for the camera.
- Shen Du (in Jade's body): Soon, I will devour your soul.
- Melvin Moose: [gasp]
- Jackie: Hello?
- Jade: Jackie, help!
- Jackie: Jade? What's wrong?
- Jade: *Never* leave with Uncle again! We eat nothing but mungbeans and rice. And he reeks of garlic! And Uncle's no fun. I asked him when we could go to the new Melvin Moose Amusement Park, and he's all
- [Jade imitates Uncle]
- Jade: "Roller Coasters are not good for digestion!"
- Finn: That's it! I ain't taking no lip from a statue!
- Shendu: I am no statue. You stand in the presence of a demon sorcerer! I once held dominion over a vast empire, but my subjects betrayed me. They cast a Chi spell which imprisoned me in this pitiful icon where I have remained for 900 years. The 12 talismans from which I drew my power were scattered to the winds.
- Ratso: Whoa.
- Finn: You got jacked!
- Shendu in Jade's body: Time to awaken, dear Uncle.
- Jade: Sorry Charlie, but my body ain't big enough for both of us!
- [Tries to re-enter her own body]
- Jade: Get out of there! Give me back my skin and bones!
- Capt. Black: [answering his cellphone] Black.
- Jackie: Captain Black, trust me. You're in terrible danger. Jade is evil!
- Capt. Black: She's a handful, Jackie. But evil?