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"Jackie Chan Adventures" Origami (TV Episode 2001) Poster

(TV Series)

(2001)

Quotes

Jade: Hi, Jackie.

Jackie: Jade? You were supposed to be taking a tour of Paris.

Jade: Tch. Obviously, you've never been on a tour bus with Uncle.

Uncle: [Cut to Uncle on the bus] You drive too fast. Uncle cannot see the sites! Slow down!

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Jade: Cool. A wretched hive of scum and villainy. Come on!

Jackie: Jade! If I let you inside, you must do *everything* I say. First touch nothing. Second see nothing. Third talk to no one then

[Jackie notices Jade is already entering the bar]

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Jade: Yeah, but now we also know he only steals "the finest far east art."

Viper: Hey, the kid's a good listener.

Jackie: No. How come you never listen to the things I say? For example "Stay with Uncle."

Jade: Aw man.

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Uncle: [On the tour bus] You are driving too slow! I want to see all of Paris before I'm old!

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Jackie: Jade should not be running around rooftops with thieves.

Viper: I am not a thief. Better she learns how to catch bad guys from a pro.

Jackie: Jade does not need to know how to catch bad guys!

Viper: But *you* do!

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Jade: [as Jackie is fighting Origami] Jackie!

Viper: Jade, wait! Jumping into a fight before you're needed usually makes things worse.

Jade: But -

[they watch for while]

Viper: Okay *now* he needs help. You stay here.

Jade: Aw man.

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Viper: Breaking into the Louvre, I've been planning this in my head for years.

Jackie: Remember we're here to stop Origami. Don't steal anything.

Viper: Don't you trust me?

Jackie: No. I do not.

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Uncle: [On the tour bus] It is too dark to see. Is not Paris the City of Lights. Make it brighter!

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Jackie: Viper, look after Jade. Call the police.

[Jackie leaves]

Viper: Wait, did he just ask me to look after you?

Jade: Duh! Jackie likes you.

Viper: How about that?

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Viper: "Just a normal thief" huh? Then I guess you didn't really didn't need my help.

Jackie: This is right. No help.

Viper: I understand.

[Kisses Jackie on the cheek as she leaves]

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