Uncle: The city of Fengdu. Uncle's hometown. Uncle cannot believe this is the last time he will see it.
Uncle: The original birthplace of the Chan family... gone... forever. That is why Uncle needed to come, and that is why the two of you needed to join me.
Uncle: So what do you think of Uncle's old stomping grounds?
Jade: More like it was stomped into the ground.
Jade: Sounds like one of those urban legend things they told kids to make them behave.
Uncle: In Uncle's day, children behave regardless! Unlike now!
Jade: Like I've never been in danger before. Stop being so overprotective. You're starting to act like you mother!
Tohru: I am *not* like my mother!
Jade: It's like somebody hit Uncle's mute button.
Tohru's Mom in Tohru's body: Ahh. Wishes do come true.
Jackie: [Jackie gasps] The mirror spirits! They're making our worst fears about ourselves come true!
Jackie: [Uncle is gesturing furiously at Jackie] Something tells me I am fortunate I did not hear that.
Jackie: [Uncle is gesturing at Tohru. Tohru is yelling at Uncle] Stop it! We have no time for bickering Tohru!... Uh, Tohru's mom... Uh, forget it!
Jackie: [after climbing to the top of the statue] Jade! How did you get up here?
Jade: Duh! Took the tram. I'm stubborn, not stupid.