Jackie: I cannot believe I am stuck in the jungle with such a spoiled brat.
Jade: You invited me!
Jackie: I was talking about *him*.
[Cut to John Smith]
Jackie: I'm sorry Jade, but you must learn that growing up sometimes means having to do things that are not fun.
Jade: Like guiding obnoxious jerks through the jungle just cause they give lots of money to the museum.
Jackie: Uh, yes.
Jackie: [after Jackie counter attacks] Sorry, I did not want to do that.
Jade: Uh, better come up with more stuff you don't want to do... quick!
Jackie: [as he's fighting the Muntab guards] This is a very bad way to work out disagreements. How about we sit down and -
[Jackie gets grabbed from behind]
Muntab Leader: One way to be sure. A test. Behold Cave of Truth. Only pure of spirit may pass through unharmed.
John Smith: Well if you're asking for volunteers. Him!
[Points to Jackie]
Muntab Leader: [as dust comes out of the cave] His heart was not pure. You will all pay for your lies.
[Jade gasps as Jackie emerges from the cave]
Jackie: You really should re-enforce those walls. Cave is very flimsy.
Muntab Leader: Without chalice, we will grow old.
Jade: And Smith will be immortal? 2000 plus years of obnoxiousness. Yuck!
John Smith: You don't think I'd leave you out of this, do you old friend? After all your years of faithful service...
Larsen: Well I had hoped...
John Smith: Larsen, I want you by my side, to serve me, forever.
Larsen: [Sarcastically] Oh goody.