Uncle: Told you a thousand times, mgic must defeat magic. Where is dragon teeth?
Future Jade: Dragon's fire breath is magic, duh!
Uncle: Who is smarty-pants good chi know-it-all who looks like Jade?
[realizes it's Adult Jade]
Uncle: Ay ya!
Adult Jade: Look, Jade has to get out of here. Now!
Jade: What'd I... Hey! How do you know my name?
Jackie: Who are you? And what do you want with Jade?
Adult Jade: Not me. Him!
[Drago appears in the distance]
Uncle: [after Adult Jade defeats Jackie] Nephew has slow reflexes. But if you want piece of Uncle...
Jade: Uncle Jackie told me to...
Adult Jade: Never trust strangers. Never chew with your mouth open. And never spit into the wind. Duh!
Jade: Whoa. Time out. Are you -?
Adult Jade: [Takes off her hat and glasses] You? Took you long enough
Drago: [Seeing Adult Jade and Jade together] Hey, you two related? Because I definitely see a resemblance.
Adult Jade: Resemble *this* junior!
Drago: [after destroying the Dragon Talisman] Fire magic. It does a Talisman good.
Adult Jade: If Drago bumps you off in the present, I could pop right out of existence and the future will be history.
Jade: Whoa! This time travel stuff is freaky.
Jackie: Look Jade has nothing to do with this.
Drago: Ah, Mr. Jackie Chan. My *dad* sends his best.
Jackie: Your father? Who is your father?
[Drago breaths fire at Jackie]
Jackie: Never mind. I have a pretty good idea! Thank you.
Adult Jade: Luckily I convinced you and Uncle to become Section 13's Official Magic Consultants.
Jackie: You mean, I never leave Section 13?
Jade: [In front of Drago] Say, are you *sure* he's Shendu's kid?
Adult Jade: Who? The Tooth Fairy here?
Jade: Tch. I mean Shendu had edge. But this Drago dude's more like...
Adult Jade: A gecko with zits.
Uncle: One more thing, future Uncle *allows* you to use his spells?
Adult Jade: Oh uh, yeah. Total access. You really mellow out as you age.
Jade: Tch. As if.