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"Jackie Chan Adventures" J2: Rise of the Dragons (TV Episode 2004) Poster

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Uncle: Told you a thousand times, mgic must defeat magic. Where is dragon teeth?

Future Jade: Dragon's fire breath is magic, duh!

Uncle: Who is smarty-pants good chi know-it-all who looks like Jade?

[realizes it's Adult Jade]

Uncle: Ay ya!

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Adult Jade: Look, Jade has to get out of here. Now!

Jade: What'd I... Hey! How do you know my name?

Jackie: Who are you? And what do you want with Jade?

Adult Jade: Not me. Him!

[Drago appears in the distance]

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Uncle: [after Adult Jade defeats Jackie] Nephew has slow reflexes. But if you want piece of Uncle...

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Jade: Uncle Jackie told me to...

Adult Jade: Never trust strangers. Never chew with your mouth open. And never spit into the wind. Duh!

Jade: Whoa. Time out. Are you -?

Adult Jade: [Takes off her hat and glasses] You? Took you long enough

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Drago: [Seeing Adult Jade and Jade together] Hey, you two related? Because I definitely see a resemblance.

Adult Jade: Resemble *this* junior!

[Blasts Drago]

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Drago: [after destroying the Dragon Talisman] Fire magic. It does a Talisman good.

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Adult Jade: If Drago bumps you off in the present, I could pop right out of existence and the future will be history.

Jade: Whoa! This time travel stuff is freaky.

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Jackie: Look Jade has nothing to do with this.

JadeAdult Jade: Talk later!

Drago: Ah, Mr. Jackie Chan. My *dad* sends his best.

Jackie: Your father? Who is your father?

[Drago breaths fire at Jackie]

Jackie: Never mind. I have a pretty good idea! Thank you.

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Jackie: Oh, and I thought one Jade gave me a headache.

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Adult Jade: Luckily I convinced you and Uncle to become Section 13's Official Magic Consultants.

Jackie: You mean, I never leave Section 13?

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Adult Jade: You were supposed to stay put.

Jade: Tch. You know me better than that.

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Jade: [In front of Drago] Say, are you *sure* he's Shendu's kid?

Adult Jade: Who? The Tooth Fairy here?

Jade: Tch. I mean Shendu had edge. But this Drago dude's more like...

Adult Jade: A gecko with zits.

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Uncle: One more thing, future Uncle *allows* you to use his spells?

Adult Jade: Oh uh, yeah. Total access. You really mellow out as you age.

Jade: Tch. As if.

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Jackie: And I just wanted to let you know. That I am proud of who you turn out to be.

Adult Jade: I owe who I turn out to be to one person, Uncle Jackie.

Jackie: Huh?

Adult Jade: You. Duh!

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