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"Jackie Chan Adventures" Half a Mask of Kung-Fu (TV Episode 2003) Poster

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Jade: Jackie!

Valmont: Help!

JadeValmont: [in demonic voice] Shadowkhan attack!

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Jade: Tch. Crashes are a cinch to fix. Just hit the reset button and...

Tohru: Uh no. I mean he has crased it, on to the floor.

Uncle: [Cut to Uncle continuing to hit the computer with a broom] Ai ya! It is evil. Evil. Evil! Evil!

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Valmont: Yes, my shadowkhan. Destroy them and... seize the rest of my face.

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Jade: Maybe it's time to summon some back up.

[Jade puts on the Oni mask, and summons the shadowkhan]

Jade: Kick their butts! No fair! My ninjas don't have heads. About face! Charge!

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Jade: Besides, now that it's attached, Valmont can't take it.

Jackie: [Jackie groans] But who is going to save us from *you*? The mask is evil, Jade! It is a matter of time before it turns you evil too.

Jade: Tch. I can handle it. 1: It's only half the evil of a regular mask. And 2:

[Jade starts talking in a demonic voice]

Jade: The next time you call me crazy, I shall devour your brain.

[voice returns to normal]

Jade: Heh heh heh. I see your point.

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Fin: Okay Big V, I can tell you're a little conflicted here, so let me just say "Money good."

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Tohru: Jade, we're in the middle of a big auction. Then all the icons disappeared.

Jade: No problem, T. Just click on the blinking Supermoose in the corner and

[Jade starts talking in a demonic voice]

Jade: surrender your souls to the forces of darkness!

Tohru: Uh, I can figure it out on my own.

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Uncle: So many antiques for sale. Jade why did you not tell Uncle your waffle iron was magic?

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Jade: [to Valmont] You're "Filtyrich1?" But... you're not rich, just filthy.

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Valmont: I will do what I please with the mask that I purchased fair and square with stolen money.

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Jade: [Everyone is fighting in Valmont's apartment] Hello? The mask isn't even here yet!

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Jade: [Jade picks up half the Oni mask] Got it Jackie! Uh, part of it.

Jackie: Where is the other half?

Valmont: [Picking up the other half] Right where it belongs.

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