Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Glove Story (2002)

Sab Shimono: Uncle

Quotes 

• Jade : Uncle. Tohru! Hello? The game never ends if you don't make a move!

  Uncle : How can Tohru contemplate a move with you yelling Jade?

  Tohru : I thought it was *your* move Sensei.

  [Jade groans] 

• Tohru : Crime does not pay. If Captain Black had not pulled strings when I left the Dark Hand, I would be in prison right now.

  Uncle : Instead he lives under the supervision of his parole officer. For Tohru is free to lose as many games of Mah Jong as he likes.

• Uncle : I told you to keep it down!

  Jackie : Uncle! The gloves! They're alive!

  Uncle : You are dreaming, Jackie. Go back to -

  [the gloves drop on Jackie's head and attack Jackie] 

  Uncle : Ai Ya!

• Jackie : Keep the police busy, can't let them see Tohru.

  Uncle : Forgive my earlier rudeness sergeant. I wish to apologize, by telling you my life story.