Jade: [after escaping from a collapsing building] It's okay, Ruby. That kind of stuff happens all the time when you hang out with Uncle Jackie.
Jackie: [Answering his cellphone] Uncle, is that you?
Uncle: No. It is a magazine salesman calling you at 5 O'Clock in morning.
Jade: Hey! Maybe you hadn't heard. Possesion is nine tenths of the law!
Ratso: Yeah? And here's the other *two* tenths!
Jackie: You need to work on your math.
Finn: [after Valmont drinks the entire pitcher of cream] Uh, want a little coffee with your cream, Big V?
Jade: You touch one hair on Jackie's head, you're going to answer to me!
[Jade leaves. Cardiff laughs]
Cardiff Zendo: Spunky.
Cardiff Zendo: But it's mine! I-I-I-I paid for it!
Jackie: No! It belongs to the museum!
Valmont: [to Cardiff Zendo] And you belong to me, rat!
Jade: Think again Catman-don't!