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"Jackie Chan Adventures" Dragon Scouts (TV Episode 2004) Poster

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Capt. Black: Just got word about the attempted hijacking, Jackie.

Jackie: Captain Black? But how?

Capt. Black: You know Section 13 monitors all police transmissions.

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Capt. Black: The court ordered them to serve out the rest of their sentence doing community service.

Jackie: If they are back to their old ways, the community does not need that kind of service.

Capt. Black: Enforcers can't be reincarcerated without proof of criminal activity. You catch them red handed, I'll see to it they're put away for a long, long time.

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Jackie: But the Dragon Scouts are all boys.

Jade: *Were*. Welcome to the new millennium, where girls are hot and boys are not! I am dragon hear me roar.

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Finn: Last time I checked, you're ain't the Hall Monitor. Take a hike, Chan!

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Finn: Look Chan, the whole reason we want the kids to be Scouts, is to learn good values.

Ratso: So they don't become bums like us.

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Jackie: Jade, we must not prejudge. Sometimes the apple falls far from the tree.

Jade: And hits the ground and turns rotten.

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Dragon Scout Leader: [to the Enforcers] Volunteering to become Dragon Daddies, outstanding. No wonder your nephews are such fine young men. On the other hand, fall in behind me, Mr. Chan. We need to discuss Jade's behavior.

Jackie: Huh?

Chow: If you need parenting tips, Chan. I'm here for you.

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Uncle: [Jade is using the Rooster Talisman] Ai-ya! Magic is not to be trifled with!

Jackie: Hand over the talisman, Ja

[Uncle slaps Jackie]

Jackie: Ow!

Uncle: As long as you are up there, clean cobwebs from ceiling.

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Ratso: Got it off the real thief fair and square.

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Ratso: They think we're you know.

Jackie: Successful import-exporters? I will spare them the truth.

Finn: Thanks. Who knows, maybe someday we can redeem ourselves. Become the upstanding law-abiding citizens they think we are. - Nah!

Chow: No way!

Ratso: I don't think so.

Finn: Scary thought.

Ratso: Be laughing if I could breathe.

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