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"Jackie Chan Adventures" Deja Vu (TV Episode 2004) Poster

(TV Series)

(2004)

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Uncle: Can you believe dark wizard was released from jail for good behavior?

Jackie: Uh, I do not think the justice system is prepared to comprehend crimes of magic Uncle.

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Uncle: [Gasp] The Dark Chi Master himself!

Jade: Tch. The sly niece-miester herself!

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Jade: Come on Jackie, I've helped save the day 72 times. The world half a dozen times. And your butt more times than I care to count.

Jackie: And you have made a mess of things more times than I care to count.

Jade: But I always clean up after myself. Just admit it Jackie, you need me.

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Jade: Uh, where'd they go?

Uncle: Somewhere in time. We must locate their whereabouts.

Jade: How? History's a big place.

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Jade: Say, didn't Jackie get out of this scrape in one piece the first time around?

Uncle: When one revisits the past, one risks changing its outcome.

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Jackie: This one memory I have been trying to forget. I outran the train before I can do it again!

[Jackie tries to jump to the cliff and misses]

Jackie: I must be out of shape!

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Jade: Gee, couldn't you send Jackie to a less life threatening roller coaster like the Pukinator at Mooseworld?

Uncle: Uncle has no control over portal direction. It is process of trial and error.

Jackie: Bad day! Bad day! Bad day!

Uncle: Mostly error.

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Jade: Things can't get any worse for Jackie.

Uncle: Turning into statue is better?

Jade: Heh heh. Depends on who you ask.

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Jade: So I'm quite the rascal. But it's not like I'm evil or anything.

Jackie: [Jackie encounters Jade as Shadowkhan Queen] Jade?

Jade: I couldn't help it. I was possessed!

Uncle: Did Uncle ask you to tattoo demon face onto your leg? No? You do not see Uncle walking around being evil do you?

Jade: [Jade notices Jackie is now face Uncle] Uh, Unc.

Uncle: Uncle could not help it. Was victim of Chi Vampire.

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Jade: What's happening Uncle?

Uncle: Garlic has accelerate portal magic, causing Jackie to bounce against the walls of time.

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Uncle: That will teach foolish Tohru to mess with Uncle when he is powered by Immortality Talisman. Oh, do not tell faithful apprentice Uncle said that.

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Jackie: Uncle you must trust me. It will be better for Jade, for *us* if she does not stay.

Jade: [Watching Jackie] No Jackie. Hang up the phone! You need me.

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Uncle: Jackie, next time you make crank call, phone local!

Jade: Living with you guys is gonna rock!

Jackie: [Jackie sighs] You have no idea yet just how much.

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