Uncle: Can you believe dark wizard was released from jail for good behavior?
Jackie: Uh, I do not think the justice system is prepared to comprehend crimes of magic Uncle.
Jade: Come on Jackie, I've helped save the day 72 times. The world half a dozen times. And your butt more times than I care to count.
Jackie: And you have made a mess of things more times than I care to count.
Jade: But I always clean up after myself. Just admit it Jackie, you need me.
Jade: Uh, where'd they go?
Uncle: Somewhere in time. We must locate their whereabouts.
Jade: How? History's a big place.
Jade: Say, didn't Jackie get out of this scrape in one piece the first time around?
Uncle: When one revisits the past, one risks changing its outcome.
Jackie: This one memory I have been trying to forget. I outran the train before I can do it again!
[Jackie tries to jump to the cliff and misses]
Jackie: I must be out of shape!
Jade: Gee, couldn't you send Jackie to a less life threatening roller coaster like the Pukinator at Mooseworld?
Uncle: Uncle has no control over portal direction. It is process of trial and error.
Jackie: Bad day! Bad day! Bad day!
Uncle: Mostly error.
Jade: Things can't get any worse for Jackie.
Uncle: Turning into statue is better?
Jade: Heh heh. Depends on who you ask.
Jade: So I'm quite the rascal. But it's not like I'm evil or anything.
Jackie: [Jackie encounters Jade as Shadowkhan Queen] Jade?
Jade: I couldn't help it. I was possessed!
Uncle: Did Uncle ask you to tattoo demon face onto your leg? No? You do not see Uncle walking around being evil do you?
Jade: [Jade notices Jackie is now face Uncle] Uh, Unc.
Uncle: Uncle could not help it. Was victim of Chi Vampire.
Jade: What's happening Uncle?
Uncle: Garlic has accelerate portal magic, causing Jackie to bounce against the walls of time.
Uncle: That will teach foolish Tohru to mess with Uncle when he is powered by Immortality Talisman. Oh, do not tell faithful apprentice Uncle said that.
Jackie: Uncle you must trust me. It will be better for Jade, for *us* if she does not stay.
Jade: [Watching Jackie] No Jackie. Hang up the phone! You need me.