Jackie: Three days aga, Paul Connel notified the museum that he made a major discovery.
Jade: Yeah, well. I made a major discovery too. You can get frostbite on your butt.
Jackie: Uh, are those elk skin boots?
Inuit Man: [Looks down at his boots] Moose.
[Jackie kicks his feet out from under him]
Uncle: Hmmm. Ancient Inuit hieroglyphics.
Jackie: What does it mean, Uncle?
Uncle: [Uncle slaps Jackie] It means quiet! I must study.
Jackie: Frozen prehistoric creatures do not just walk away. I suspect someone broke in and...
Jackie: [Entering the dining area] I... do not believe it.
Tohru: Me neither. Jade you found cereal.
Jade: Sorry all gone. Guess a couple thousand years in the deep freeze will give a guy an appetite.
Uncle: Bah, shaman! You are a superstitious old fool.
Inuit Leader: Takes one to know one.
Uncle: Everything you say like glue, sticks back to you.
Inuit Leader: That does not even make sense.
Uncle: You fish?
Inuit Leader: What do you think? I go to a drive-thru burger place?