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"Jackie Chan Adventures" Chi of the Vampire (TV Episode 2002) Poster

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Tohru: [speaking like Jade] I'll be stuck in Jade mode, forever? Eeww.

Jade: [speaking like Uncle] You would rather have Uncle's chi? I cannot stop thinking about digestion!

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Uncle: Not so fast. I must first appraise the items. I do not want my store full of junk.

Jade: Then how did it get so full of junk?

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Jade: This isn't a coffee table. It's a coffin table!... Cool! Why would a coffin have a lock?

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Jade: You can't leave me alone! Don't you ever watch scary movies? The beautiful girl is always the first to

[They hear a loud crash]

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Uncle: Jackie, guard the door! In case it returns.

Jackie: "It?"

Uncle: Hidden inside of an antique Mr. Lam tried to trick us in to taking it.

Jackie: What is "it?"

Uncle: A Kiang Chi. A vampire.

Jade: Told you.

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Uncle: Do not breathe. The Kiang Chi is blind. It can only find you if it smells your breath.

[Tohru and Jade hold their breaths]

Jackie: You are making this

[the Kiang Chi approaches Jackie. Jackie holds his breath]

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Tohru: [Speaking like Jade] How we gonna save Uncle without Uncle?

Jade: [Speaking like Uncle] We must do research.

Jackie: You gotta be kidding me.

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Jackie: Uncle is turning into the vampire's minion. Use my chi for the transfusion.

[Jade slaps Jackie]

Jackie: Ow!

Jade: I do not know such spells! Jade has Uncle's *chi* not his *brains*!

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Jade: As long as the parchment is in place, Uncle cannot move.

[Jack cautiously checks on Uncle]

Uncle: You are doomed!

[Jackie jumps back]

Jade: One more thing, he can still talk.

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Jackie: So everybody's chi is back where it belongs?

Tohru: Thank you for the loan, Jade. It was... cool.

Jade: No problem Big T. But... I don't think Uncle got all his chi back. I have this monster craving for mung beans!

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