Jackie: Have you come to Section 13 to yourself in?
Drago: In your dreams, Chan!... I'm here to throw a little barbecue.
Jade: [after Drago breaks into Section 13] Call me crazy, but I'm thinking it's time for security upgrade.
Drago: Surrounded! Outnumbered! Maybe I shouldn't have gone solo.
[conjurse images of the Dark Hand then yells]
Drago: But I will not repeat your mistakes father!
[Conjures image of Shendu]
Drago: I will find the biggest, baddest henchmen in the world! And fulfill my destiny!
Jade: Don't you know what today is?
Uncle: Ha cha! Very important day! Day for Uncle's haircut.
Jade: Oh come on! You know it's my birthday. Now for breakfast I want chocolate chip pancakes with whipped cream and strawberries and...
Jackie: I'm sorry, Jade. Things are a little busy around Section 13 this morning. We'll have to celebrate your birthday later.
Drago: You are all pathetic! I'm looking for henchmen! Bone-crushing skull-caving henchmen!
[quietly to himself]
Drago: I can't believe I'm going to say this out loud but - I shouldn't have fired the enforcers.
Drago: It's near. Let's go.
[starts to leave]
Strikemaster Ice: Yo, hold up dog. Now we don't work for free. You want our services? You gots to show some green!
[Drago changes them]
Drago: You each have a small piece of my fire demon power: dragon speed, dragon strength, and dragon breath.
Strikemaster Ice: That'll work.
Jackie: And... Strikemaster Ice?
Jade: Hey. Pizza face got a Drago makeover.
Strikemaster Ice: Yo dog. You didn't say *nothing* about putting the hurt on Chan! First day on the job, we already get a bonus!
Drago: Was that a joke? Did I hire clowns? I give you powers beyond your wildest imagination. And you can't get past an archaeologist, a tube of guts, an old man, and a little girl!
Uncle: Jackie, Drago must not obtain Earth Demon Chi. You must become living vessel.
Uncle: Jackie, do not let Drago touch you. He will try to drain Demon Chi.
Drago: Oh, I won't just touch you, Chan. I'll rip you apart!
Jade: You dine with the T, you get a helping of the J.
Strikemaster Ice: Yo shortstop. Why don't you let the grownups handle this? A'ight.
Jade: You afraid I'll whoop your butts again?
Strikemaster Ice: You got the crust little lady. Let's see if you got the sauce!