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"Jackie Chan Adventures" Black and White and Chi All Over (TV Episode 2004) Poster

Quotes

Jackie: Have you come to Section 13 to yourself in?

Drago: In your dreams, Chan!... I'm here to throw a little barbecue.

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Jade: [after Drago breaks into Section 13] Call me crazy, but I'm thinking it's time for security upgrade.

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Drago: Surrounded! Outnumbered! Maybe I shouldn't have gone solo.

[conjurse images of the Dark Hand then yells]

Drago: But I will not repeat your mistakes father!

[Conjures image of Shendu]

Drago: I will find the biggest, baddest henchmen in the world! And fulfill my destiny!

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Jade: Don't you know what today is?

Uncle: Ha cha! Very important day! Day for Uncle's haircut.

Jade: Oh come on! You know it's my birthday. Now for breakfast I want chocolate chip pancakes with whipped cream and strawberries and...

Jackie: I'm sorry, Jade. Things are a little busy around Section 13 this morning. We'll have to celebrate your birthday later.

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Drago: You are all pathetic! I'm looking for henchmen! Bone-crushing skull-caving henchmen!

[quietly to himself]

Drago: I can't believe I'm going to say this out loud but - I shouldn't have fired the enforcers.

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Strikemaster Ice: You've seen the rest, now eyeball the *best*!

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Drago: It's near. Let's go.

[starts to leave]

Strikemaster Ice: Yo, hold up dog. Now we don't work for free. You want our services? You gots to show some green!

[Drago changes them]

Drago: You each have a small piece of my fire demon power: dragon speed, dragon strength, and dragon breath.

Strikemaster Ice: That'll work.

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Tohru: Drago!

Jackie: And... Strikemaster Ice?

Jade: Hey. Pizza face got a Drago makeover.

Strikemaster Ice: Yo dog. You didn't say *nothing* about putting the hurt on Chan! First day on the job, we already get a bonus!

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Drago: Was that a joke? Did I hire clowns? I give you powers beyond your wildest imagination. And you can't get past an archaeologist, a tube of guts, an old man, and a little girl!

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Uncle: Jackie, Drago must not obtain Earth Demon Chi. You must become living vessel.

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Uncle: Jackie, do not let Drago touch you. He will try to drain Demon Chi.

Drago: Oh, I won't just touch you, Chan. I'll rip you apart!

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Jade: You dine with the T, you get a helping of the J.

Strikemaster Ice: Yo shortstop. Why don't you let the grownups handle this? A'ight.

Jade: You afraid I'll whoop your butts again?

Strikemaster Ice: You got the crust little lady. Let's see if you got the sauce!

[breaths fire]

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