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"Jackie Chan Adventures" And He Does His Own Stunts (TV Episode 2001) Poster

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Valmont: [Chow was taping the map] You got that didn't you?

Chow: Uh, pretty much all of it, before we, uh, ran out of tape.

Finn: Dude, RUN!

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Jackie: Hmm, I suppose this is one time you *could* come along and not be in the way.

Jade: YES!... Hey, what's that supposed to mean?

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Jackie: [answering his cell phone] Hello?

Jade: Jackie, the Dark Hand guys are right outside the Wax Museum.

Jackie: What? Jade, how do you do that?... Never mind, do nothing until I get there.

Jade: Can't hear you

[Jade makes static sounds into her cell phone]

Jade: You're breaking

[Jade makes more static sounds]

Jade: up.

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Ratso: [picking up Jade] Say "Cheese" princess.

Tohru: [Tohru picks up Ratso] "Cheese princess."

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Finn: [Jackie steps out of a taxi as the Dark Hand is about to fight Tohru] Chan!

Chow: Does this qualify as being outnumbered?

Ratso: Works for me!

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Jade: Look, Lar, Jackie Chan here is going to be the next big action superstar! And you have the opportunity to get in on the ground floor.

Jackie: Jade...

Jade: Right. Did I mention that he does all his own stunts?

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Shendu: Greetings Tchang Zu

Tchang Zu: What took you so long?

Shendu: Just the usual interference from Jackie Chan.

Tchang Zu: Then he will interfere no longer!

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Uncle: Jade *never* does nothing.

Jackie: I know, but I feel I have to say it.

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Tohru: We know of a Mexican restaurant where Uncle found the castinets.

Jackie: In Chinatown?

Uncle: Hollywood is a strange and mysterious place.

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