Jack is thrilled to introduce his guest, actor Peter Lorre, who seems very modest and timid - until Jack congratulates him on his ability to personify evil, spurring Lorre to pull a knife from his jacket pocket. Jack has a nightmare involving Lorre, in which Jack visits a new doctor, because the doctor takes coupons and validates parking. Also waiting for the doctor is Lorre, hiding behind a newspaper blaring the headline "Fiendish Murderer Escapes." Written by
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What's the matter with you? Why didn't you laugh?
[pulls out a gun
I Want A Girl (Just Like The Girl That Murdered Dear Old Dad)
to the tune of "I Want A Girl (Just Like The Girl That Married Dear Old Dad)"
Written by William Dillon
and Harry von Tilzer
Performed by Peter Lorre See more