Jack is thrilled to introduce his guest, actor Peter Lorre, who seems very modest and timid - until Jack congratulates him on his ability to personify evil, spurring Lorre to pull a knife from his jacket pocket. Jack has a nightmare involving Lorre, in which Jack visits a new doctor, because the doctor takes coupons and validates parking. Also waiting for the doctor is Lorre, hiding behind a newspaper blaring the headline "Fiendish Murderer Escapes." Written by
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Hey wait a minute... if you gave me Jack Benny's face, then all I have to do is kill him and I can take over his life. His home will be mine, his money will be mine, and I've always wanted to be a comedian.
I Want A Girl (Just Like The Girl That Murdered Dear Old Dad)
to the tune of "I Want A Girl (Just Like The Girl That Married Dear Old Dad)"
Written by William Dillon
and Harry von Tilzer
Performed by Peter Lorre See more