The Jack Benny Program (TV Series)
Jack Falls Into Canal in Venice (1957)
Mary Livingstone: Mary Livingstone
Quotes
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Jack Benny : [in Venice, complaining about the sightseeing tour being cut short] I'm gonna have 400 lira's worth of sightseeing! I know my rights. Afterall, I'm an American citizen.
Mary Livingstone : Jack, you promised the State Department you wouldn't tell anybody.
Jack Benny : I didn't promise. I said I'd think about it.