Cmdr. Harmon Rabb, Jr.: Did you fall asleep in court?
Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: Yes, sir.
Cmdr. Harmon Rabb, Jr.: What, like a head-bobbing thing, right?
Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: Apparently, I was snoring, sir.
Lt. Loren Singer: It isn't fair! I bust my ass trying to do the best possible job while he gets to use that kid of his as an excuse to slack off! Hmph! Maybe *I* should get a dog!
[after Singer is out of earshot]
[Bud was just cleared of the dereliction charge]
Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: You remember when you said you would "kick my ass". Well, good job. Would you care to join us, Lieutenant?
Lt. Loren Singer: [perturbed] How do you do that, sir?
Lt. Harriet Sims: You'd need a *heart transplant* to understand that, ma'am.