- SecNav Alexander Nelson: [after Rabb has been promoted to a Full Commander] Commander... Rabb, have you ever *once* in your life done things the easy way?
- Harm: No, sir. Not once.
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: [as Mac's storing some semen in the fridge for a client] So it's a do-it-yourself kit, right?
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: [rising up] EXCUSE ME?
- Harm: Bud, you helped me out of loyalty and friendship. Everybody else has a price.
- Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.: I'm sure you'll do the right thing, sir.
- Harm: Found all this very amusing, don't you?
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: No, I don't.
- Harm: Well, you haven't stopped smiling since I came in here.
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: Because you've accused me of libeling the President of the United States. And framing one of my fellow officers for the deed. And if I didn't find this all very amusing, I might take a poke at you, mate.
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: [as she's storing some sperm in Bud and Harriet's fridge] I do want to have children.
- Lt. Harriet Sims: Hey, women do it all the time.
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Oh, I guess I'll give the intact organisms a few more years.
- Lt. Harriet Sims: Men?
- Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Men.