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"It Takes a Thief" When Boy Meets Girl (TV Episode 1968) Poster

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Noah Bain: We picked you for this because of your knowledge of the language, as well as your many other talents. How many do you speak, by the way?

Alexander Mundy: Six, counting English. Tools of the trade, you might say. Gives you a broader scope.

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Alexander Mundy: Look, I know this is a rough league. I read a lot about how you guys operate.

Harold Norman: Really? Tell me.

Alexander Mundy: Torturing beautiful, young girls isn't exactly my line of work.

Harold Norman: I know what your line of work is. You do your job, and I'll do mine.

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Harold Norman: Bain said you were a big-time thief.

Alexander Mundy: I had my moments.

Harold Norman: You were in jail when he found you.

Alexander Mundy: Well, we all make mistakes.

Harold Norman: Not in this league.

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Alexander Mundy: Make like a chauffeur. Sneak a drink in the kitchen.

Harold Norman: What do you know about real chauffeurs?

Alexander Mundy: I've robbed a lot of very rich people.

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Capt. Kovich: What do you want here? Political Asylum?

Alexander Mundy: A vacation, that's all. I'm waiting for cooler weather before I go back.

Lt. Verok: Where are the jewels?

Alexander Mundy: What jewels?

Lt. Verok: I have ordered his luggage searched.

Capt. Kovich: And if he does have them, which I doubt. Then what do you do leftenant? Send them back to England with our compliments and hope that Scotland Yard will promote you?

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Noah Bain: Your usual tidy job?

[after Al has walked out of a bank with a case full of jewelry]

Alexander Mundy: Like old times.

Noah Bain: [Grabs the case] I'll take that.

Alexander Mundy: Sometimes I get the feeling you don't trust me.

[looks at a polaroid of himself]

Alexander Mundy: Ah that doesn't do me justice.

Noah Bain: It'll do.

Alexander Mundy: For your album?

Noah Bain: To be sure you're identified as the thief.

Alexander Mundy: Thanks a lot! First you make me rob that nice old lady. Then you doublecross me. I always knew the SIA was an effecient organization but don't you think that's carrying things a bit too far?

Noah Bain: She'll get her jewels back. And the picture won't be used against you. Except by the officials of the country you're going to visit. We'll see that they get a copy immediately.

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