Noah Bain: We picked you for this because of your knowledge of the language, as well as your many other talents. How many do you speak, by the way?
Alexander Mundy: Six, counting English. Tools of the trade, you might say. Gives you a broader scope.
Alexander Mundy: Look, I know this is a rough league. I read a lot about how you guys operate.
Harold Norman: Really? Tell me.
Alexander Mundy: Torturing beautiful, young girls isn't exactly my line of work.
Harold Norman: I know what your line of work is. You do your job, and I'll do mine.
Harold Norman: Bain said you were a big-time thief.
Alexander Mundy: I had my moments.
Harold Norman: You were in jail when he found you.
Alexander Mundy: Well, we all make mistakes.
Harold Norman: Not in this league.
Alexander Mundy: Make like a chauffeur. Sneak a drink in the kitchen.
Harold Norman: What do you know about real chauffeurs?
Alexander Mundy: I've robbed a lot of very rich people.
Capt. Kovich: What do you want here? Political Asylum?
Alexander Mundy: A vacation, that's all. I'm waiting for cooler weather before I go back.
Lt. Verok: Where are the jewels?
Alexander Mundy: What jewels?
Lt. Verok: I have ordered his luggage searched.
Capt. Kovich: And if he does have them, which I doubt. Then what do you do leftenant? Send them back to England with our compliments and hope that Scotland Yard will promote you?
Noah Bain: Your usual tidy job?
[after Al has walked out of a bank with a case full of jewelry]
Alexander Mundy: Like old times.
Noah Bain: [Grabs the case] I'll take that.
Alexander Mundy: Sometimes I get the feeling you don't trust me.
[looks at a polaroid of himself]
Alexander Mundy: Ah that doesn't do me justice.
Noah Bain: It'll do.
Alexander Mundy: For your album?
Noah Bain: To be sure you're identified as the thief.
Alexander Mundy: Thanks a lot! First you make me rob that nice old lady. Then you doublecross me. I always knew the SIA was an effecient organization but don't you think that's carrying things a bit too far?
Noah Bain: She'll get her jewels back. And the picture won't be used against you. Except by the officials of the country you're going to visit. We'll see that they get a copy immediately.