- Artie Waring: Figured if the cops were looking for him, somebody should tell him about it. What's the harm in being someone's friend?
- Robert T. Ironside: Your friendship story is very touching. Now you tell us where to find him and maybe we'll forget where we saw you. Or you can go before a grand jury and take a gamble on those 5 long years. Personally, I think you've got a better chance of striking out Willie Mays.